april/idk/19
cartoons, memes and cute things

ms paint stamp by kishifishy on deviantart
 

darknightsandsnowfights:

atopsy:

this is my fav video now

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.

thecollectibles:

Design practice by Bjorn Hurri

prod-mk:

mood

iammyfather:

sexedplus:

This isn’t what I usually write about, but I think it’s important.

We have to start actually really making plans for the unthinkable and NO I’m not talking revolution, just disobedience.

aquafresh:
“ aquafresh:
“They keep holding me back a year for trying to fuck the desk. #DeskFuckerWednesday
”
I’m in the fourth grade
”

aquafresh:

aquafresh:

They keep holding me back a year for trying to fuck the desk. #DeskFuckerWednesday

I’m in the fourth grade

patientno7:

don’t tell staff

ash-sthetic:
“ wylltingtrees:
“ steve-spaghetti:
“ renirabbit:
“ pizzalecki:
“ pkmnbreederbrianna:
“ togamijail:
“ chandra75:
“ im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
“ socially-awkward-supervillian:
“ Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
”
jesus...

ash-sthetic:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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@trans-kefla

crissle:

thotzekage:

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

gussy

hungwy:

litening007:

hungwy:

jeza-red:

hungwy:

mylittlewingedangel:

hungwy:

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

Cow… Boy??

*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*

the cowboy starts to glow
you look at the clock
fuck, it’s that time again…

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The picture hasn’t even loaded yet, but if this ISN’T a picture of McCree, I’m going to shit myself

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